First day of school like a normal teenager in a normal life. Brilliant.
Typical school, typical school uniform. It sounds almost like a manga.
Little do they know...
This year, Miss Kowakura Umi is going to become a magical girl! Uhuehuehue~
Yeah, nope.
Time to get going.
Where's the train station, darnit?!
Need some help? :3
Eeeeh? What's up with your hair?
Hey now! I just offered to help you! Is that how you greet people?!
But it's pink and yellow... how does that even work?
Wow, you jerk! Who cares about my hair?! Get lost!
There she goes...
...
...wasn't she wearing the same uniform I am?
Aaaah....! I should have asked for directions!
No matter! Magical girls are never lost for long! Their haato-dokidoki power always leads them to victory!
Uhuehuehuehue~
I made it!
See, I really was destined to be a mahou shoujo-
You again, you jerk??
Who are you calling a jerk?
You! You daughter of a tofu box!
Ah, your hair is still as weird as I first saw it--
S-shut up!
It actually looks just like the hair of a mahou shoujo! ♥
W-what??? I'm going now, you jerk!
Geez, what did I even do?
Maaaaan, the opening ceremony was a bore...
Is this class 1-B?
Yeeeeup.
Hey, you aren't wearing the usual school uniform...
Oh, heh. I'm actually a teaching assistant, not a student!
Teaching assistant?!
You don't look old enough to have graduated yet!
Yeah, I get that a lot. I'm really the same age as you are.
(No way.... where in the world did such a genius come from? It's really turning into a manga.)
A-anyway, I'm looking for a Sakura Aya?
Ah, that wouldn't be me. Sorry.
Sakura Aya? That's me!
Ah, you're needed down at the teacher's office to talk about the exemptions you applied for.
Nooooo problem! ♪
(So weird-hair girl is named Sakura Aya, huh?)
(Her name sounds generic.)
(Too generic to be a mahou shoujo, in any case.)
(Unlike me, with a name like Kowakura Umi....!)
Uhuehuehuehue!
(Well, time to go.)
Yo! Jerk!
What is it, weird-hair?
Just wanted to let you know I've just got special permission to skip class and you don't~
Eeeeeh? Was that the "exemption" you applied for?
Yee-up! See you tomorrow, loser!
(I'm not jealous at all.... why did she even bother to tell me?)
(She's just going to regret skipping classtime and missing lectures...)
(No, Umi. That isn't thinking magical girl-like at all. I'm sure they have to skip class often to fight evil.)
All the way home and not a trace of Kyuubey. How disappointing.
Welcome home, Umi!
Ah, hi hi.
How was school? Meet any new friends?
No. But I did manage to get someone call me a jerk all day.
Oh, how cute.
(I don't know if that's cute... but I could hardly care less about her.)
You aren't working today, mother?
No, I start tomorrow.
(You and your odd job.)
Well, then, I'll be in my room.
Alright. Don't strain your eyes by using the laptop for too long.
Laptop? As if... I'm going to be reading my mahou shoujo manga! ^_______________^
It must be so lovely, to be able to use their power of love to protect their loved ones! Oh, so romantic...
Okay, they'll die sometimes. Sometimes.
Meh.
Preparing for a full day at school starting tomorrow.
Time for lunch...
Maybe if I can find a rooftop...! That's where all the heroines eat!!
Perfect!
Wo-ooow! I can see so far from here! No wonder main characters like to eat up here!
Unfortunately, it's also easy to commit suicide here.
...............................!
.......someone's there.......!
.........!
Hello?
Oh, Miss Kowakura! Fancy seeing you up here!
Heeeeeeh...?! Why are you up here, Miss--?
Miss Tomi. Just enjoying my lunch is all.
From that room on the roof? You can't even see anything from there-
It's nice and calm!
........ah.
Someone is yelling from the stairs to the rooftop.
Who was that? What are they saying?
Sure it's nothing.
Anyway, I'll stop interrupting your lunch, now. Have fun.
Sure.
What was that?
Meh.
Hey! Jerk!! Did you see anyone up here earlier?
Er.... I did see Miss Tomi earlier.
Miss Tomi? The teaching assistant, right?
...yes?
Oh, darn it. I'm too late.
Too late? Did you need to talk to her?
Something like that, I suppose. But none of your business, loser.
Let me know if you see her again!!
(Geez, she runs away really quickly...)
(But like she said, it's none of my business. Though I don't think I'm a loser.)
It's after school.
(How boring~~~ all review today. Sometimes I really wish something would happen to make my life more interesting.)
Out of my way!
You again?
Don't talk to me! I'm on a hunt!!
Hunt? Did you lose something?
I said not to talk to me, you jerk! But no, I'm on a witch hunt!
.....lost her.
Aw, look at that! It was all your fault!
Witch hunt?
Geez, man, you're making my job really hard! You shouldn't have talked to me!
But you replied....
Aw, go away!
(Off she goooooes~)
(What a weird girl. Matches her hair.)
(Come to think of it, that weird sound from lunch hasn't been explained yet.)
I'm hoooome~
(Oh, right, mother is working today...)
Hm, a note?
"Pick up some milk after school, please. ♥"
Aaaaugh, really... how annoying.
!!!!!
Isn't that-
....!
....and gone...
Eeeeh?
Get back here!
How odd...
I'm going to find out what's happening.
(There they are!)
There's no use running from me anymore, witch!!
You're mistaken! I'm not a witch!
Unless you mean that like a derogatory term...
But why are you chasing me?!
Why are you running away if you're innocent?!
Come at me! Attack! I'm not afraid of you!
--what? Now, wait a minute--
You were trying to get that loser earlier! Up on the roof! As much as I don't care for that jerk, I cannot allow you to have her magic!
Okay, I'm really lost now...
I can sense the dark magic in you!! Give up the angel act!
Aw, come on...
....!! Miss Kowakura!
(She saw me!) Uh, hi!
Eh, mind helping me out here? Miss Sakura isn't really listening to me...
Don't listen to her, jerk! She's a filthy liar!
I'm really tempted to ignore you because of what you keep calling me.
Auuuuugh! Why is my job so hard?!
You leave me no choice!
Watch out!
(A bright light...!)
(What's going on?)
(?????)
W-haaaaaa?! What's with your outfit?! Wha- are you- are you actually-
You're a mahou shoujo!
That's right! Now stand back!
What just happened?
Surrender now, witch, or face my wrath!
Um, Miss Sakura?
*is much too stunned*...
Pink bunny beam!!!!111
--! Now wait a minute!!!
....a massive pink beam came out of nowhere and hits Miss Tomi in the chest. `w`)
O-oi! That hurt!
I-it all makes sense now! Your hair! Your witch hunt!
If you stand there, you'll get hurt, too, jerkface!
Let me help!
Nooo, you idiot! Move! Move!
...........
................................
She escaped! Aaaaaugh!
You make my job so hard!
After her!
Over there!
I see her, I see her!
Stop! Stooooop!
Tch!
Wait, where are we?
She must have teleported us all so we wouldn't be spotted!
(I think running through the streets with that outfit already got us a lot of attention...)
Hey. Done yet?
Well, come on. Show me what you really look like!
That's more like it!
(....that's terrifying...)
Well? Come at me!
They engage in a fierce fight. >wo)/
Why are you making my job so difficult, you dang thing?!
You're a troublesome one, aren't you?? Pretending to be a young prodigy and a teacher, someone so out of ordinary!!
You thought that you could go against mahou shoujo anime stereotypes and be someone weird instead of trying to fit in...!
Hey, what?? Aim at me! Where are you goi--
I-it's coming to me??
W-wait!
????
T-two of me?? In that outfit?!
--yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!1111
What. What happened.
Oh, sweet! Jerkhead is a mahou shoujo as well!
Which means you can take care of it instead of me! Bye!
Oh, yay, I'm a mahou shoujo! This has been my lifelong dre--
--what did you say.
I'm done. I'm off. Bye!
You're going to leave me with this thing?? (How in the world was that an appropriate reaction from me, anyway? I should have been a lot more shocked?!)
I never signed up for this, okay. If I don't get rid of this thing, my butt is going to get kicked by the Higher Order of the Mahous.
But--!!
Oh, fine! This once! Because you have no idea what to do, you loser!
"Time to exterminate!"
We're back. Was the witch defeated?
Yes. It was. Now take my job, won't you?
I'll have to think about that.....
As appealing as being a ~*~**~magical girl**~*~*~~ sounds, I wanna know how everything works, first.
Then we'll go talk about it, right now! To a cafe, Umi!
(She called me by my name for once.)
Coming.
.....
